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well, you told me about nowhere.. well, it sounds like someplace I'd like to go

Wow... I really need to end this thing but a big part of me doesn't want to. It's like I feel that publishing my final blog will force me to go back to normality... even though I went back to an 8 hour workday today..


Our final trek across Idaho/Nevada/California went according to plan in some senses and not so much in others... We ate breakfast/lunch (oh wait don't they call that brunch?) in Twin Falls Idaho and went to an awesome antique store..


Up until Wells Nevada things were going pretty smooth. At a normal gas station re-fill an attendant remarked to me that our tires looked like they were wearing on the inside a bit.. Worried that I was going to fall victim to the city-boy-tire-scam I was skeptical. Until he pulled out a new tire and showed me exactly what had worn away.. He then looked at the rear tires and said "these tires aren't even rated for this van!"... he then asks "how far are you going?".. in my mind I'm thinking it's not so much how far we are going but more how far we've gone on incorrect tires. Long story short we have 4 new tires and hung out in Wells for about an hour and a half..

It's at this point where we decide we're going home. No stopping in Sparks or Reno like we'd planned.. Bunter's new tires were getting us home tonight (well at this point we knew it would be the next morning)

Back in the van we start the second leg of our powerdrive. We stopped in Winnemucca and the GPS failed to find us our first restaurant so we tried a placed simply based on the fact that it was on a street called Malarky! It was Basque (sp?) food and it saved our lives... best soup ever!


Back in the van... at a rest stop the GPS freezes. We can't turn it off or make it do anything. Whatever... we're on Interstate 80.. I know my way around here (kind of).. sparks/reno/truckee/donner pass... we keep going. When I see Sacramento I get excited. Feels like we're almost home. At this point we're constantly rolling the windows down to let cool air in to wake us up. During one of these window roll downs Serena's doesn't go back up... killer! Especially since it's starting to rain a bit.

We pull over in Davis (fun fact: i went to college there) to get gas and inspect the window. I am fairly well versed in the working of the power windows having torn them apart before so while serena pumps gas I work on the windows (true Nascar Pit Crew Style!)... some parking lot weirdness ensues. A dude asks for a dollar for gas (seriously a dollar worth of gas? that's like a tablespoon...) while some frat boys loiter around.. I'm not even paying attention to any of it as I rewire the windows into an operational state.


Back in the van we begin the final stretch.. this area is all familiar to me and I know we're not far.. it's like 2 in the morning on saturday and we're jetting home. Now I hate highway 17 (well maybe I don't hate it but I really don't like driving it) but I was so happy to see it.. when it dropped us back off on ocean st. in santa cruz I couldn't believe it. Driving up the hill to our house felt like a dream... by 4:30 I was in bed... my bed (well actually I co-own it with my wife).

This brings me back to the problem that I was having at the beginning of this entry... I still don't know how (or really want) to end this thing. A lot of things still haven't really sunk in.

Meeting Serena's long island family and seeing where she spent summers. Finally seeing Aunt Alice's Cambridge house. Visiting Grandma Lois and seeing Ginny and Earl's place in Connecticut. Watching my best friend and his awesome lady get married in Chicago. Hanging out in my favorite rural Idaho town with my favorite Aunt and Uncle... then there were the touristy things and restaurants and grocery stores that we visited. The beer coozies that we collected and the late night truck stop shopping sprees. Getting excited every time we saw another Westfalia. Chats with waitresses and bartenders, grunts from Tollway collectors... right now I miss it all but at the same time I am so overwhelmingly happy to be home.

I didn't really know what I'd discover on this trip* and I'd prepared myself to discover nothing. Interestingly enough I learned the same thing that I did from our wedding. And that is how important our friends, family and community are to us...

Whenever I would start to get burnt out or worried about our trip I would think about all the people we had rooting for us.. From people on thesamba.com message board to my parents. From friends who we go out drinking every friday with to Aunt Alice's neighbors... Family friends, co-workers and lifelong friends of my Aunt. You guys all cheered us on.. Thank you to everyone who read any one of our posts on here. Thank you for the comments, emails, text messages and phone calls along the way.

Lastly I want to thank my wife Serena. Thanks for sharing the same dream of a cross country trip, thanks for allowing me to obsess about vanagons for the last 5 months, thanks for calming me down when I got stressed, thanks for reading facts out of the almanac while speeding through the desert and thank you for helping me to focus on what was/is important.. If we did this we can do anything! I love you...

Well I need to wrap it up now but I am going to need to do one more set of music moments section.. so here we go.
1. 7:30 in the morning outside of Rexburg Idaho with the sun rising in my rear view mirror with Modest Mouse's "Dashboard"


2. Donner Pass about 1 AM thank you again Tex... it's like you told our iPod when we needed it most... Iron Maiden's "Run For The Hills**"


*This American Life did a good piece on roadtrips.. listen to it!
** the only song to get 2 music mentions in this blog!!

Thank you all for reading... Until next time!

THE END

Greetings from the Middle Of Nowhere


So we're in Driggs Idaho right now with my Aunt. My sister one time referred to it as the "middle of nowhere". It's funny to bring it up evertime my Aunt is visiting because you get to make fun of both my aunt and sister at once. kind of a two-fer!

Anyways we've been having a blast today hanging out with Gauge the dog. He's pretty much the best.

I've been driving a lot lately so I decided to let him take the wheel for awhile...


Let me back up a bit pre-Idaho.. We've been hauling westward but started to slow down once we hit some forests.. Big Horn Forest was insane! We started out a hill and it looked like this..

then all of the sudden we were in this...

it was kind of like the ending part in the Neverending story where they were totally surrounded by misty/cloudyness and Atreyu is talking to the princess lady... I haven't seen that move in forever so I could be totally wrong about all that part. That is the movie with the flying dragon dog thing right? So confused right now...

Anyways Yellowstone was awesome.. here's me trying to feed serena a candy bar that she bought me in Chicago

we went to sleep surrounded by humongous RV rigs but when we woke up we saw this!

Westy's unite!
here's a picture of Bison that reminds me of a U2 shirt that I used to have..

the U2 shirt had buffalo on it and these are bison... they can apparently run 30 mph! I ran 8.5 on the treadmill the other day for awhile and then I started to feel not so good.. true story! speaking of running here is a chicago run photo that eric kindly sent me!

(i'm the fast looking one!)

Serena wants me off the computer now so we can see the rest of the metropolis that is Driggs.. but first some music moments
1. about 6:00 am in Minnesota listening to Jay-Z featuring the Notorious B.I.G. "Brooklyn's Finest"


2. leaving Yellowstone with the Murder City Devils and "Idle Hands"


3. after we finished up the Murder City Devils album serena put on the Pipettes album... she's a crazy DJ just like me! here's "You're Kisses Are Wasted On Me"

*sigh* that video never gets old... wait up! I'm a married man!!

4. who doesn't love entering Jackson Wyoming whilst listening to Joy Division... "Love Will Tear Us Apart"

Westward ho!


Getting back to Bunter felt like coming home. We'd had an amazing time in Boston but we missed Bunter's smell of Simple Green and Pine Tree car freshener... We were so happy that we decided to drive all the way to Cleveland! 12 hours later we were there...

Why Cleveland? Well it's close(r) to Chicago where my best friend was about to be married and there is the Rock and Roll hall of fame. We woke up in our Hotel Express, hit the gym (total yuppies) and headed out to the Hall of Fame.

The rock and Roll hall of fame is pretty neat. I can't tell if I was ashamed or amazed that one of the things that I was most impressed with was the big neon "Gwen" and "Moby" signs from the music video for "Southside"..

Other notable things that stoked me out were John Lennon's Sgt. Pepper outfit and Paul Simonon's bass from the "London Calling" album cover


We bailed out of Cleveland just before noon because we needed to get to Chicago. The drive was super windy and therefore I hated it. Nothing like driving a big box down a windy highway with trucks flying by and creating pockets of wind/no wind... not feeling it!


Chicago though? Feelin' It! We got to our awesome hotel met up with Jesse and Erin as well as their respective families.. They went off to dinner and we set off for a destination that I've been really excited about going to.

Serena introduced me to "This American Life" and now I'm obsessive about it.. We've listened to hours of it on this trip thanks to their podcast. Anyways I listened to a particular episode one afternoon lying on the couch at home. It was called "24 Hours at the Golden Apple".. The Golden Apple is a 24 hour restaurant in Chicago and This American Life spent 24 full hours there interviewing people and getting their stories.. It's my favorite episode I've ever heard and so I really wanted to go.. I had a hot meat loaf sandwich and strawberry milkshake


I woke up this morning and went on a pre-marriage run with Jesse, Eric and Graham... I'd been stressing about running with such athletes but luckily I had bought a headband in New Mexico to help me out.. It was nice running on the waterfront. Eric took some sweet shots and I'll try to post some up soon..

Jesse and Erin's wedding was awesome! It was at the cultural center and was totally beautiful in every respect. Several other couples were being married in the same place and it just made for a crazy rad time! It was a blast getting to know Erin's family as well as getting to hang out with all the Gelwicks who I've known since I was a kid... really good times..






We've been eating a ridiculous amount of food and having a ton of fun. Chicago.. what can I say, a hell of a time.. here's a picture


Now I'm back in our hotel room. tipsy, full and happy. Erin and Jesse, you guys are awesome... we're on our way home and it feels good. Still a lot of adventure to be had. Let's go!

Great Moments in Music
1. Jim's Java in Nattick Mass. waiting for Greg to finish up with our alignment... Chumbawumba's "Tubthumping"...

here's how amped serena was..


2. Six Minutes from Dinosaur BBQ in Syracuse NY.. Motion City Soundtrack "Everything Is Alright"

total guilty pleasure.. what are you going to do about it?

you's guys

I admit I thought that we were going to mess something up. The plan was this.

Wake up in Connecticut
Drive to Natick Massachusetts
Drop Bunter off at the VW place were I had scheduled a check up

Get on the commuter rail to Boston

Get on the Red Line to Porter Square
Walk to Serena's Aunt Alice's House

Lot's of room for wrong directions, mistakes and muggings right? Well we totally nailed it! Arriving on Alice's porch at 12:43 right on schedule..

Now let me explain a bit about Alice's house. Pretty much ever since we started dating Serena told me about how great her Aunt Alices house is in Cambridge. I admit that I was a little worried that she had built it up so much that I was going to be disappointed when I finally saw it. Turns out no. It is the type of place that I would see in a modern living magazine (a la ReadyMade) and think "wow I would totally live there if I was more organized and not so messy". The house is on 5 levels that are joined by a spiral staircase.. pretty much a kids dream come true and a parents nightmare. (Wouldn't it be cool/make sense if I had a picture to illustrate this right now? I'll see what I can do) Serena and I have the basement room to ourselves and couldn't be more stoked. Here is a picture that I took that doesn't look set up or fake at all


Anyways I'll let Serena tell more about what we did when we first got to Cambridge.. you like how I just shift responsibility onto her? me too!

In the morning of the next day we went to a cemetery who's name escapes me right now... it was amazing.. It had a tower


where you could go up and see this


Some areas looked like this

While some of the gravestones had full on big angel statues so it looked like walking through a Joy Division album cover shoot.. like this

I'd like to say that I don't have an actual picture out of respect but it was really because I blew it...

later on in the day we went to another cemetery and it was more Edward Gory looking.. like this


one of my other favorite things that we saw today was that Beacon Hill still has gas powered street lamps

any one who has ever worked with a Coleman lantern can appreciate that!

Tomorrow we start heading toward Chicago not really knowing where we'll stay the night (Cleveland?).. the East Coast has treated us well it's just time to start coming home.

Don't make me bring out the Bronx...


Knoxville to DC.. long haul and required a nap in a parking lot outside of a Starbucks and an iced mocha in Salem. We powered through and got thouroughly turned around trying to get to Adams Morgan but made it eventually. Beers and food at a local bar with Jesse, Erin and Georgia and it was bedtime...

Not really sure why but I really love Washington DC.. I could never live there but it really intrigues me. People my age wearing dress clothes everyday, crazy huge monuments and getting to see both Prince's guitar and Ben Franklins walking stick in one place. It's funny because in Santa Cruz you'll find a lot of people our age who don't necessarily do a whole lot. Maybe they'll have a plan to start up an organic t-shirt line made from hemp and recycled hobo knapsack rags but they never really find the time to get it off the ground. In DC everyone is doing something and wearing fancy clothes while doing it... while some of it may be of equal importance to said t-shirt line they're doing it and they're doing it from 9-5 Monday through Friday. It's incredible to be around!

Here we are on the mall having some sandwiches..

Next up we went to some museums and ran into these guys.

They wanted to make sure I said hi to Teo and Elias!

We also checked out a bunch of rocks and gems which were cool, but I was way more into the steampunk looking pin lights that lit the individual stones...


Leaving DC seemed fine at first but soon we hit construction induced traffic. Signs suggested that we change our route slightly into another traffic nightmare. It was at this time that we discovered our faithful GPS was not charging for some reason.. stoked! So here we are getting off our major highway onto a country road somewhere in Maryland and not really knowing where we are going.. After some in car/traffic troubleshooting I determined that the fuse in the cigarette lighter charger had blown causing the GPS not to charge... Luckily I've watched a lot of MacGyver

and bypassed the fuse with some electrical tape and tin-foil in a gas station parking lot.



We then got back en route sans traffic and continued on 2 hours behind schedule...

Now I was in road warrior mode. So determined to get to Long Island that nothing short of a robot uprising would stop me. Back when we where planning on stopping in NYC I kept saying that there was no way that I would drive Bunter in Manhattan.. Sometimes the GPS is hard to read and I ended up on Canal St. with cabs and vendors on all sides... killer! I think people were so confused as to what a vanagon was doing in there that the held back their honking... We negotiated our way out of there and finally made it to Rocky Point Long Island 3 hours behind schedule.

The Long Island family are all awesome and fed us and gave us beer which made me forget all about our long day. Like a lot of places on this trip Long Island is not like I expected it but I don't even really know what I was expecting. Roads seem to go in every direction and houses range from big to little. The speed limit seems to be more of a bare minimum than a maximum and of course the accent is all around. I love it!

The second day we met the rest of the Serena's family that was around and ate more insanely good food and Uncle Tom's wife Janet made Pomegranate Mojitos that you never wanted to stop drinking.. oh and 3 kinds of cake and pie for dessert? These guys know how to party...


Leaving Long Island early in the morning we got on a ferry to take us to Connecticut. Not having to drive was a welcome relief.




Meeting Serena's grandma Lois in her retirement-place/most-awesome-place ever was fun. She knew pretty much everyone on a first name basis and told us all kinds of stories from her incredible life.

Tonight we're staying in Ginny and Earl's house in Connecticut which is totally amazing...


I'm having a hard time keeping track of what day it is and what state we're in and I think that is a good thing!

the music section
Modest Mouse "Missed The Boat" on the radio in Aunt Sue's house..

Gangstarr "Full Clip" entering Connecticut.

just outside of knoxville

This ones just going to be a quick photo update to prove we are still alive.. we're currently outside of Knoxville, TN in a Best Western.. this morning and the day before were spent in Memphis.. peep some photos!!

Cedric this ones for you.. Elvis had a dragon jumpsuit!!

Here is Bunter in the Meeman Shelby State Park campground.. nice place!

watching "The Office" in Bunter... I swear I'm wearing pants... it was humid!
Campground breakfast!

Me about to begin my record career...

Well we got pushed forward another hour today so technically it's past 12 and we're supposed to hit the road early.. Tomorrow we're off to DC for a bit of a breather and maybe to check out some of their amazing happy hours.. We should have internet up the wazoo there and serena will tell you all about the crazy good food we ate!

oh yea.. yesterday I saw a billboard for Oklahoma wines saying "Just Like California But Not As Fruity"...

before I go to bed here was the music moment of the last 2 days..
100 miles from Memphis with New Edition's "Candy Girl"...

flight of the navigator


So I don't think that I mentioned it already but we have a GPS navigator thingy for this trip that we borrowed from the wonderful John & Juleen @ Artisans. This means I have a little computer screen in the corner of my peripheral vision telling me where I'm going. It's a lot like playing Grand Theft Auto.. except without shooting hookers and hi-jacking cars. We're calling him Parker (I'm not even going to explain) and while he's led us astray a couple of times he may in fact be responsible for us not getting divorced outside of Bakersfield.

Anyways after my last post we continued across AZ and camped out in a lovely rest stop right near the New Mexico border. There we finally saw a fellow Westfalia so we felt at home!


Serena's New Mexico description is right on. We had some good food and fun tourist times... We kept on rolling which brings me to the second half of my post...

An Open Letter To Texas
First off it's not you it's me. I tried so hard to go into this whole thing with a 100% open mind and I think I failed. I kept hearing that the section of TX that we were taking on was kind of brutal, not so tolerant and fairly boring.

Maybe it was the sign that said "Proud Home Of President George W. Bush", maybe it was the pick up with a shovel and boots that revved it's engine at the stoplight near us or maybe it was the state trooper that followed us side by side for 3 minutes and then completely disappeared (no seriously disappeared!)... anyways we weren't feeling Texas last night. So what do you do at times like these but put on a mix made by your friend (ironically named) Tex and drive on through the night. Here is the exact point when Iron Maiden's "Run For The Hills" came on...

Tex we owe you and your friend Sky a huge thanks for getting us to Oklahoma border where we slept in a LovesŪ truck stop parking lot... nothing but romance on this honeymoon..

Today we were comforted by Target and raced across Oklahoma.. we did stop off and pay tribute to Carrie Underwood of course..

Now we're in Arkansas enjoying all that the Holiday Inn Express has to offer us...

music moments
1. Leaving Tucumcari after getting gas in the early evening listening to The Avalanches "Since I Left You"...

*caution if you've never seen this video watch out because it will blow your mind

2. Fleeing Texas listening to Kanye West... thanks again Tex!

day 2?

Pretty much at the beginning of every school year I would set out to be the best student in the world. I would pack my backpack every night perfectly set or plan out what clothes I was going to wear and also take really good looking notes. Invariably that would fall apart by the following tuesday of that school year... I'm going to do my damndest to make sure my blog doesn't suffer the same fate but who knows.

We're sitting in a lightly airconditioned Starbucks in Flagstaff AZ currently. We're planning on moving on in a bit but are tripping out on how familiar this place feels. We just had a dinner of salads and I had an Anchor Steam? Are we in Los Gatos?

Anyways things have been moving along well.. Serena's synopsis of yesterday is spot on. Vegas is a weird place. Here is a photo of Bunter in the parking lot of the Bellagio (not a lot of other Westy's here)

Great for people watching and seeing the crazy spectacles but after 1:15 minutes I was pretty much over all that.. The most insane thing was seeing my ex-girlfriend Sharon walking around the Paris themed Casino. It was super awesome to see her as she was equally tripped out by being in Vegas. After all the surreality of the strip Johnny and Kimmie hooked us up with a radical dinner and a trip to fremont st. thanks guys!

Today we cruised over the Hoover Damn and into AZ... The mountains of AZ blew our minds.. totally beautiful hills that remind me of the Sierra, Idaho and what Colorado looks like in my mind all rolled into one. Super nice. The only thing that marred this section of the trip was a 1 stop on the road while crews clean up what I believe used to be a pick up truck that flipped over. Our best thoughts to those involved...

We continued on into Flagstaff which is also gorgeous... trees and high altitude usually is though. I could definitely see coming back here. We're going to try to keep going on a little bit and maybe hit up a campground or motel. Looking forward to tomorrow!

extra
2 really good music moments occurred so far...
1.) Listening to Kool and the Gang's "Get Down On It" at a stoplight on the outskirts of Bakersfield at 9:00 a.m.
2.) Jenny Lewis and the Watson Twins "Rise Up With Fists"

in the foothils of AZ just when it started getting really pretty.... but hell when doesn't that song sound good..

The Final Countdown

It's nearing on 24 hours till we take off and here I am sorting out our blog page?? kinda skewed priorities... maybe I should be working on our route a little more seeing as how it pretty much looks like this right now...

and I'm not really sure that section in the Bahamas is going to work out...

Anyways I'm really excited and really nervous.. The van, "Bunter" (whom I will post more information on later), is pretty much ready to roll out our first stop which is Vegas..

Wish us luck and, not to be too much of a hippy, send us good vibes.. I want to thank everyone who has helped us get to this point. All of our now combined families and friends have been insanely supportive and helpful. Shawn Taylor (who Serena and I call Tay-Tay but never to his face) who helped us buy our van has been a great wealth of knowledge and answered all of my random text messages... thanks brother! Everyone on thesamba.com who read and or replied to one of my random posts.. thanks guys, if you see a 91 blue multivan with Cali plates in your area honk! Everyone in my office (and by that I pretty much mean Jeremy and Steve) who has listened to the last 6 months of wedding/honeymoon plans... sorry and thanks!

I'm sure there's more but we've got to get going.. Let's Do This!

From Chicago to Rushmore....

Yep, Chicago ruled. For starters, there was a pleasant nip of fall in the air, and we got to wear things like sweatshirts and jeans.

Our mini-pilgrimage to The Golden Apple was great fun. We didn't see Ira Glass, but there was a pleasant walk from the hotel, a vast menu to choose from

and friendly people. Not in Road Food, but I recommend it anyways.

Erin and Jesse's wedding was beautiful. The location, the lovely couple

and the celebration afterwards. Seeing the Gelwicks was wonderful, as always, as was getting to know Erin's family, and her best friend Lauren, and Lauren's fiancee Ken. Everyone in the group loved eating and talking, so I was in my happy place for the entire weekend. It was all pretty darn glorious, and I'm so happy we got to be a part of it.

Sunday, after an epic breakfast and a walk around the neighborhood, we set out for the great plains. We spent today (Monday) in the great state of South Dakota, and I am impressed. Breakfast was at Bob's

and the amazing pancakes came with an autograph in our copy of Road Food, and sight seeing advice from Ben-Bob.

The terrain is breathtaking (believe it or not): miles of prairie that give way to the Badlands, then rise into the Black Hill Mountains. The pictures I took in Badlands National Park show just a tiny part of the otherworldly landscape


and it's worth a trip if you should happen to be in South Dakota. There are also Prairie Dogs for miles, and they seem indifferent to people, so you can ogle your heart out. Oh they are chubby and squeaky and difficult to photograph


After the stark beauty of the Badlands, we were off to Wall Drug, a shamelessly tacky tourist stop! You can buy little stuffed Jackalopes, mesh hats, chaps for kids and grown-ups, and garden gnomes, among other items. There are also endless photo opportunities

and coffee that costs 5 cents.

We ended our South Dakota adventures at Mount Rushmore, which was... curious. Unlike the memorials in DC which exist in context with their surroundings, Rushmore (and the plaza, gift shop, and amphitheatre that face it) springs from the gorgeous Black hills, stunning or disturbing, or just incongruous

To me, the most fascinating part of Mount Rushmore isn't the carvings or the plaza, but a little spot to the left of the path that leads to the main viewing area. It was like the government said to the Lakota, "Hey, remember when we decided that we wanted land that you owned and that you considered sacred, and broke the Treaty of Fort Laramie, because we wanted a tourist attraction in South Dakota? Don't worry dudes, because guess what?! You won't be forgotten, no sir! We'll throw in a random tepee somewhere to totally honor you!" And you know what? That's one promise the white people kept!


Tonight we're in at the nicest little HoJo, and tomorrow, Wyoming.

A final note on Larson's side: the Tubthumping was on the radio in Natick. My Britpop loves are pure!
by Texo @ 18 Sep 2007 01:47 am
Wow. My Tubthumping comment was controversial. To clarify:

I was confused by Serena's unimpressed grimace, as Chuumbawuumba (or however you spell their stupid name) are:

a. British.
b. Pop.

So I shortened the phrase to BritPop and drew the obvious conclusion that you guys would be WAAAAAAY into ChuumbaWuumba.

And that stupid song.

Was I wrong?

regardless, I'm guessing you'll be home before the week is out and I'm looking forward to seeing both of you, once you've called and given the decompressed go ahead.
by Jan (aka BabaJan) @ 18 Sep 2007 11:51 am
Chicago! One of my fave places on all of planet Earth. I lived in that windy city when I was guess what? Exactly your age miss serena. Rode my bike to work along lake. Well, in the summer anyway. In the winter I trudged to the Fullerton el stop all bundled up and arrived with icicle tears and frozen toes anyway. Whatever.

Another factoid that I doubt you know is that I grew up in a house that sported a Jackalope head on one of the walls of the basement. Right along with the deer and antelope who were no longer playing.

And thirdly... which has nothing whatsoever to do with this fabulous blog... Served Cold is now on YouTube. So that's it. I'm famous. http://www.barewitness.com/index.htm
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