2007 Singles... I don't buy albums, nor think for myself.

Really in no specific order, if I were corn dogging some girl I would pump just as hard during any of the following...

1. Pela - Waiting by the stairs

This song sounds good even if I have no idea what he is talking about

2. Feist - My Moon my man

This was a hard one, I also like "Limit to your love", but in the end My moon my man gets me happy quicker, and that is what I am all about... instant gratification.

3. Minus the bear - Knights

If you can't tell I'm a big softy this year.

4. My Morning Jacket - Detlef Schrempf

Guillermo tried to take credit for suggesting this song, and in the long run I agreed and gave him no credit.

5. The Maps - Don't fear

This song is probably the weakest of the ones on my list... I am already sick of it just trying to describe it.

6. Kings of Leon - Fans

I love the entire "Because of the times" album, but in the end I like what fans stands for.

7. Onili - Sentimental

Something about the girl I was doing at the time that I head this song really will make this song stick with me. Perhaps my attachment has more to do with my trip to planned parenthood after the encounter.

8. Yeasayer - 2080

Inspirational song about the future, listen to this on a Sunday night after getting whooped by a Gelwicks in fantasy football

9. Joe Henry - Time is a lion

This guy looks pretty fucking lame in his album cover, but in the long run I like songs that say "Time is a lion and you are a lamb", because we all know that you are a lamb.

10. Foals - Mathletics

I had math this semester so this song really reached out and touched me. I don't really think it is about math, but who cares.

11. Heavenly States - The Race

This bad name scares me as I have only heard this song, and they could be giving my tough guy image a nice biblical blowjob.. however I put this on the list because I fear not christ nor his potential christ loving bands.

12. Flight of the Concords - Business Time

When I take off my socks, it's business time.

13. Black Kids - I'm not going to teach your boyfriend how to dance with you

I decided last year that I love gang bang songs. Definition - Gang Song Song: A song where more people than instruments are heard screaming the lyrics at any given time giving the feeling of an audible skull fucking. It's a verb.

14. Rogue Wave - Lake Michigan

Very catchy, soft, happy and makes me fear going to Michigan... Go Sharks!

Well if you can't tell by now there is a podcast named KEPX where most of this shit came from, check it out or forever hold your peace!

JB OUT!